Woman addresses obvious lesbian whisper
The team behind Facebook page Have A Gay Day have posted this letter written by a lesbian addressing her “Observant” neighbour who quite rightly so pointed out that she was indeed a lesbian.
The letter, which addresses some of the more obvious stereotypical characteristics of a lesbian and possibly herself as the reason for the whispered statement, ends with a response that can ensure that the addressed person, assumably male, will never whisper the word lesbian ever again.
Here’s the wording of the letter:
Dear whoever just walked by the laundry room and whispered, ‘she’s a lesbian.’ What gave it away? My lack of bra, my no make-up, my black truck, my boots?OR was it the painful fact that I bring more girls home than you?
Sincerely,
Your lesbian neighbour.
P.S. Very observant.