Bionic – Christina Aguilera

Xtina has hyped Bionic as a bold, futuristic album, stuffed to the brim with left-field songs by Le Tigre, Ladytron, Peaches and Sia.

Sadly, the finished product falls short. The aforementioned tracks are among the best she’s ever sung, but they’re joined by generic R’n’B grinders that Britney would pass over as being too obvious, single Not Myself Tonight included.