Introducing NZ’s male Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga has a lot to answer for. The latest emerging pop star to follow in Mother Monster’s footsteps is New Zealand’s openly gay and completely outrageous Pattyboy.
Over the past year he has steadily built a following through social networking sites like YouTube and Tumblr, despite releasing what are generally considered to be some of the worst songs in recorded history (Yes, we’re including Rebecca Black’s effort in that assessment!).
Take his less than amazing breakthrough hit Disco Erection.
The highly dubious club banger finds Pattyboy doing aerobics on the floor of a nightclub – in what appear to be his mother’s old lyrca gym shorts – while cooing classy lyrics like “drink it up, bend and suck, get fucked”.
Doesn’t it make you proud to be gay?
Well, check out the Kiwi sensation’s gay pride anthem Wear Your Colours.
It has an uplifting message and is a radical improvement on Disco Erection, but Pattyboy’s vocals and Lady-Gaga-by-way-of-Supré ensemble ensure this will be another entry on the worst songs of all time countdown.
If your ears can take it, the ambitious diva has just finished a new track called Buzzy.
Work your way through his entire catalogue of “hits” below.
Via Pop Trash Addicts.
Sure he might be a nice guy, but pleeeeease pleeeease turn off the AutoTune. And not to be horrible to him, i feel that as a homosexual myself, he is a poor ambassador for GLBT youth. We aren’t all tight wearing flamboyants
Kate you are a freak. he’s got no musical talent.
But he is an awesome guy.
I’ve met Pattyboy. He is one of the most amazing people ever. He is like, the nicest guy ever. He is getting famous, I don’t see any of these people saying he has no talent getting big. So I think they should just shut up. Pattyboy is amazing. If you don’t like him, what’s wrong with you? Haha. I sound like a freeakk. But it’s true
Aww I love Patrick! He’s just being who he is and he introduced me to Giapo! So I will love him for that forever!!
Give the guy a break. Sure, the talent is *ahem* limited, but where the heck did your sense of humour go? He’s having fun and being creative (some of the lyrics are quite brilliant)….and, getting attention on Poptrashaddicts & SSO…what harm is he doing and you should ask yourself what have YOU done today???
AHHH!
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE YOUTH OF TODAY! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE FAMOUS? GET A REAL JOB FOR CHRIST SAKE, THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF ON YOUTUBE!
LEAVE SINGING TO THE PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY SING!
Where is the mute button? This guy has absolutely no talent. Dont quit your office day job…