‘Jesus’ blames drought on same-sex marriage in strange Sydney letter drop

‘Jesus’ blames drought on same-sex marriage in strange Sydney letter drop
Image: Image: @smithni / Twitter.

Strange homophobic flyers from ‘Jesus’ have been found in letterboxes around the Darlinghurst area, similar to those seen in Hobart in July.

Resident Nick Smith tweeted out a photo of the flyer, which came addressed in an envelope addressed to ‘Resident’.

The flyer begins by blaming the ongoing drought affecting the state on the passage of marriage equality, saying Sydney “chose the curse”.

The language of the letter bears a striking resemblance to that of flyers and posters found in Tasmania earlier this year, which warned Hobart to “repent” and that ‘Jesus’ was “going to have [his] way upon Tasmania for its whoredoms.”

The letter in Hobart threatened storms – “the west coast will be shaken in my fury and Launceston will be torn up” – which appear referenced in the flyer found in Sydney.

“You chose the curse last year when your nation collectively decided to vote ‘YES’ to that which I abhor,” the flyer reads.

‘Jesus’ also suggests he had a part in Malcolm Turnbull being ousted, and that he is no longer Prime Minister as a result of marriage equality becoming law.

“I have judged and removed that wicked Prime Minister, who gave you the evil desires of your heart, as I said I would through my servant, when writing to your City Council last year.

“Tell your Mayor to humble herself, lest I unleash my fury on her, for inciting such wickedness,” ‘Jesus’ continues.

“I have a cup of judgment prepared for your city. The recent hail storm was your warning to turn from wickedness.”

Wait, wasn’t the drought our punishment?

“Plead with your government, reverse your shameful marriage laws glorifying sodomy and adultery, ban fornication, pornography and prostitution, stop killing your unborn children.

“Ban remarriage and unjustified divorce, or I will bring hail in a violent form of destruction and death and delight to brake your pride.

“Ask your sister Hobart, what I did to her in May, for rejecting my words,” the flyer reads.

The text is signed by “Yeshua/Jesus Christ”, who claims to “bring life and blessing to those who walk upright and curses and death, to those who hate me. Choose who you will serve, but know that I have told you, through my servant.”

It’s all a little much.

You May Also Like

10 responses to “‘Jesus’ blames drought on same-sex marriage in strange Sydney letter drop”

  1. Christopher.
    Let me hail on your face and make you quite quite dried out. Meet you at the usual church: back pew.
    Muk

  2. Well there is nothing more annoying than an anonymous poison pen letter so at least jesus had the decency to sign his work. PS also thanks for all the rain.

  3. “… I will bring hail in a violent form of destruction and death and delight to brake your pride”. Ooh look, Jesus can’t spell ‘break’, you’d have thought she’d have known better.

  4. Grow up ! This sort of rubbish was claimed about tornadoes , floods and a horse having wind. Just grow up.

  5. What do you know? Another religious nut-job. Let’s indulge their delusion for a second or so, shall we?

    I especially love how these dimwits act as if THEY are somehow worthy of speaking on behalf of their god(s). I imagine that IF this wasn’t a full-on fantasy (which it is), an entity such as described in all of the fairy-tale books would easily be able to handle things all by themselves. Honestly. I await the day when humans “wake up” from the horrible, legal-insanity known as “religion”.

    Good grief.

  6. Imagine, our Prime Minister wants to give such deep thinkers more guaranteed freedoms.

  7. The “god” that this letter evokes has never existed. The story is nothing but a creative phatasy. It amuses me emensely that any human would actually still choose to believe in anything contained in what is commonly referred to as a bible. Sadly, they’ve got to believe in such nonsense. Leave them to it. But, really, we are well past the point of having to put up with the deranged ramblings of these religious zealots.
    The only judgement going on is that of ignorant, diminished intelligence.

  8. Meanwhile it’s record rainfall in Sydney!

    The letter ignores the obvious. The postal survey was entirely open to have its outcome altered by celestial miracles. Once the ballots were in the envelopes, any all-powerful omnipotent deity could easily have changed some Yes votes to No. No witnesses, no proof, which is important when we remember Douglas Adams’ great observation that proof denies faith and without faith God is nothing.

    I remember a year or so ago when Sky News “Outsider” Ross Cameron was predicting that the vote would come in No, not just nationally but in each and every state.

    What if Ross was right (for once) and the public did vote No but God changed the ballots to Yes because that’s how she rolls?

    I can’t prove it happened but you can’t prove it didn’t either!

    Meanwhile whomever wrote the letter is not just a homophobe but a blasphemer so either way they’ve got something to answer for on judgement day.

  9. It’s all a little much!,,
    A warning should be welcomed not scoffed upon.
    The human race has been so corrupted with people having debased minds thinking evil to be good and good to be evil. Beware the sexually immoral will not enter the kingdom of heaven
    Repent of your sin and ask Jesus to forgive you and to cleanse the wickedness in your heart.

    • OK, sure, the immoral won’t enter the kingdom of heaven (interesting you didn’t capitalise that, Christopher, you should be more careful). But on the other hand God works in mysterious ways. The bible instructs you not to judge anyone, and for good reason too.

      And God has given all of us different moral codes, particularly around the area of not doing harm to others. “Sexual” morality in my book is about rape, abuse, incest and other harmful practices. Two guys or two women sharing love and enjoying physical pleasure together is entirely MORAL in my understanding, even if God’s given you a different code.

      So by all means think warnings are cool, but judgement and blasphemy are not and this article is about those things, a point you’ve missed entirely in your rush to judgement.