Hot, hung, hard, young and tanned. This seems to be the theme of this new porn from TitanMen, apart from the obvious army one they mention in the title.

It starts with a three-way sword fight as its opening scene and, my army-loving friends, I am not talking about the metal kind of sword fight.

If you’re into oral, you will love this first scene which covers almost every which way a trio can give head.

But don’t fear — if sucking cock isn’t your thing, hit the fast forward button because the first scene’s trio soon get on all fours for possibly one of the hottest outdoor fucking scenes I have ever seen in a TitanMen DVD, which erupts in a sea of cum and worn-out guys.

Unfortunately some of the scenes feel rushed and awkward, however, the toned and well-kept bodies of these eager young male stars far outweigh anything this DVD may lack.

The outdoors and army gear continue in the second scene as a well-built camping couple get it on after pitching their tent, soon to be joined by another semi-naked well-built army pants-wearing well-hung masculine beauty.

It’s not just the outdoor sun that gets hot in this section of the DVD.

The third and last scene takes the viewer inside a brick building containing everything a good army porn DVD should have — loads of haystacks.

You where probably thinking I was going to say machine guns or ammunition or something army-related, but yes, my confused army-loving porn friends, I did say haystacks. I still haven’t quite worked out how an army-themed DVD ends up anywhere near a haystack, however, I think there may have been some confusion between the scriptwriters (cough) and the location finders.

Either way, if you can get past the misplaced hay, the last scene is of a duo, which doesn’t make this scene any less than the others, because the guys are still hot and the sex looks amazing, the kind any top or bottom kind of guy could imagine himself enjoying.

These Euro tanned muscle guys really show themselves and their abilities off in this DVD. I highly recommend it, giving it 3 1/2 used lube tubes out of five. Enjoy!

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