Yoko Ono-”Blueprint for a sunrise

At first, Yoko was to be Distortion’s first Villain of the Week for 2002, receiving no stars and suffering a series of attacks for A Blueprint To A Sunrise’s blustery neo-feminism, crippled musical scores that centre solely on the G and F chords, ravings about drinking cream and stereophonic bold-print screeches of You ungrateful bitch, I’m gonna throw you in a ditch -¦ Got it? Got it? Got it?. Incoherent squally whisperings about princesses, chains, wind and -¦ more cream -“ A Blueprint To A Sunrise is AA BB CC poetry of the highest order: dream is rhymed with scream, eyes with thighs, space with face and true with blue. It’s all so -¦ staggering. Yes, it was to receive no stars, but then, Ono really deserves five for being the world’s most enduring idiot