Thursday 27
ASIAN NIGHT – Drag performers, singers, circus acts, dancers, quiet chat spaces. Shows at 10 & 11pm. $10 entry, 9pm-late, cnr Grey & Bray St, South Yarra.
COMMERCIAL HOTEL -“ Wild Wild West Drag Show. Hosted by Monte Diamonte, 3 shows from 9:30pm.
DT’S HOTEL -“ Open 4pm til late with drink special from 4-6pm plus the Pool Comp returns! Register before 7:30pm to guarantee your spot.
GREYHOUND HOTEL -“ Camp bingo has arrived at the Greyhound! From 8pm, enjoy four rounds of hilarious bingo games with your handsome, uber-gay host. Great prizes to be won, including free drinks or whatever’s in the mystery box!
HEAVEN’S DOOR -“ -˜Jungle Fever’ with Wilma Fingerdoo and weekly special guest. Cheap drinks all night long, doors open @ 9.
HOOCHIE MAMA @ Alia from 9pm. Free entry.
IQ -“ Queer indie pop trash from 9pm at A Bar Called Barry. Free entry. 3 dancefloors, 3 bars, beer on tap. Licensed til 5am.
LAIRD -“ Spit N Polish -“ 10pm late in the back bar. Skinhead, uniform, leather, fetish. Strict dress code. Free entry. Buzz cuts and boot shines.
LIBATION -“ 2 for 1 cocktails, all welcome.
NEVERWHERE -“ Turn Back Time. Retro 80s party. Free entry.
THE PEEL -“ Pop Dance Fun Thursdays. Playing music old and new, from 9pm to dawn. Free entry.
PRISCILLA’S @ 153 -“ New show starting soon -“ something big is coming.
SIRCUIT -“ One Hot Mess. From 5pm-late.
TRUCK STOP -“ Cock Monsters party @ The Old Bar, Johnston St. $6 entry from 8:30pm.
XCHANGE -“ P Soup -“ Paris and Pussy. $5 entry, 3 shows from 10pm. U perform and win prizes in Xchange Has Got Talent -“ enter at the bar. Video jukebox, pool table and free internet.

Friday 28
ABODE -“ Sophisticated, alternative, relaxed and opulent. Underground electro-house by dj SmuDJ. Neat smart dress – proudly a blue jeans free zone. 10pm -“ late.
DT’S HOTEL-“ Open 4pm till 1am with happy hour from 4-6pm, plus charity fundraising chook and meat-tray raffles.
HEAVEN’S DOOR -“ -˜Feverish’ with Nova China, Leigh & Cody. 5 explosive shows from 11, free entry, featuring DJ Rod G blending party rnb with vocal house.
LAIRD -“ House Arrest. Rotating DJs pumping out house music all night. $4 drink specials between 5-6pm, 8-9pm. free entry.
MARKET -“ Grind. 10pm-8am. DJs, dancers and shows at 2/3am.  Free entry before midnight, $15 after.
NEVERWHERE -“ Turn Back Time. Retro 80’s party. Free entry.
THE PEEL -“ Fame Fridays. Pop and dance over two floors. Free entry. 9pm til dawn.
PRISCILLA’S @ 153 -“ New show: Ginger Nuts. Amanda Monroe, Jessica James & Priscilla Posely in 3 big new shows at 10:30, 12 & 1:30am. Male strippers last Friday of each month. Doors open 9pm.
SIRCUIT -“ Pub night. 5pm-late. Catch up for a beer, shoot some pool, watch the live shows after midnight and dance to tunes from DJ Gavin Campbell.
TEMPLEBAR -“ Friday night show, Jillette Jones in Close Shave.
XCHANGE -“ Manhunt Hot Bod Comp. Lucy Loosebox is on the hunt for Melbourne’s hottest man! $1000s in prizes and cash to be won. Two shows to strut your stuff from 9pm.
ORLANDO – Indie queer night at The Victoria Hotel, Brunswick. $4 entry, starts 8pm.
BLONDE ON THE ROCKS @ Arthur’s Bar, city. Lesbian night with music from DJ Ish and Lady Lamenta. 9pm-3am. $15/$12 entry, $10 entry before 10pm.

Saturday 29
ABODE -“ SINthetic. Avant guarde fetish discotheque with another night of sonic stimulation and dance floor deviance. Dress: fetish, quirky, leather, rubber, PVC, bent, bizarre, costume or just plain old alternative, it’s your choice. (No blue jeans). 12midnight -“ late.
BAR 362 – Party Nite with Guy DJ, Open 8.30pm till 3am for your special celebration or just to hang out -“ Free entry!
COMMERCIAL HOTEL @ Yarraville. Totally 80s with Polly Filla, Bumpa Love, Spanky and guests.
DT’S HOTEL -“ Open from 4pm-1am with -˜mad hour’ from 8:30pm: $2.50 Pots & $3 Schooners. Plus special drag performances by Dulcie Du Jour and her cavalcade of star performers!
GREYHOUND -“ New Look. New Name. A Classic Saturday night.3 big shows with CSS and The Classics. Free entry before 9pm. $10 cocktails and 2.50 pots between 8-9pm. Come early to avoid the queues.
HOUSE OF IQ @ ABODE -“ DJ’s Beaker, Scruffy and Jon Montes spinning cutting edge sexy tribal, progressive and deep house beats. 11pm -“ late.
HEAVEN’S DOOR -“ -˜Play’ with Destiny Forbidden, AJ, Sam & Leigh. New cast, new shows, new choereography, same rnb music. Free entry, doors open @ 9, drink specials all night, including DJ Rod G. Australia’s ONLY iconic and successful urban gay night.
LAIRD -“ Deeper. 9Pm-late. No cover, no attitude, no worries.
MARKET -“ Late Night Shopping. DJs all night and a 3am show. 10pm-11am.
NEVERWHERE -“ Totally house, all night. Free entry.
THE PEEL -“ Squeal@Peel. Pop and dance over two floors. Free entry. 9pm til dawn.
PRISCILLA’S @ 153 -“ Phattii & Friends. Jessica James, Priscilla, Krysdel Vayse, Kirill & Mike with DJ Shawn King -“ 4 Shows. Doors open 9pm.
SIRCUIT -“  The WALL, Cruising with a down & dirty club look, but keeping the pub feel with rotating house DJ’s -“ this week -œMiss Krystal Pussy Cha Cha & Peter -œMona McNamara, funky, soulful, sexy house music.
TEMPLEBAR -“ Darling Vegas, starring Slash Darling and Viki Vegas. An evening of camp duets, solos and comedy game shows. Dinner and show $39, show only for $15.
XCHANGE -“ Pussycat Dolls tribute show, Doll Domination, with Barbra and Candee. $8 entry. Video jukebox, pool table and free internet.

Sunday 30
BAR 362 – Chill out with Live & Local Bands – 5pm till late. Free entry.
DT’S HOTEL -“ The Spin and Win Wheel. From 2pm.
JET @ THE GREYHOUND HOTEL -“ Deja vu party.  DJs Jason Prior vs Josh in an amazing three hour set.  10pm-7am.  Entry $20/$30 at the door.
LAIRD -“ Bin Night. 4pm til late. Cheap beer, BBQ, trashy music. Free entry.
LIBATION -“ It’s A Girl Thing. Sunday sessions from 2pm. $5 champagne.
LOVE MACHINE -“ Gossip Sundays. A glamourously mixed night adored by the queer and straight communities alike. Glamour dress essential!
NEVERWHERE -“ Super Sunday drag freak show with Swish Eveready. Free entry.
SIRCUIT -“ Lip Service -“ Mixed. An Evening of Retrosexuals, Drag, Faghags and Shags featuring four shows from 9.30, 3pm til Late
XCHANGE -“ 2pm-late, happy hour 5-7pm. Video jukebox, pool table and free internet.

Monday 31
COMMERCIAL HOTEL -“ Drag bingo hosted by Anita Beer & Slash Darling. Balls drop 8pm.
LAIRD -“ Jugs.5pm-midnight. $10 jugs.
TONGUE & GROOVE NIGHTCLUB -“ Mad Mondays with host Anita Beer,with weekly guests, prizes and drink card giveaways. 9pm-5am.
XCHANGE -“ 4pm-late, happy hour 5-7pm. Video jukebox, pool table and free internet. Free entry.

Tuesday 01
BENDIGO HOTEL – Anna’s Go-Go Academy. One-hour classes at 7pm and 8:30pm.$12 or $10 if you bring a friend.
DT’S HOTEL -“ Latest fresh music from overseas. 4pm-late.
THE GERTRUDE HOTEL -“ Bada-bingo. Camp bingo and trivia games and $12 parmas/pasta from 8pm. Free to play, and great prizes, including free drinks, cash and the legendary -˜mystery box’. The hilarious, dashing host will have you laughing all night!
LAIRD -“ Pool competition. $5 comp entry, with prizes up to $100. Bar open from 5pm, games start at 8pm.
XCHANGE -“ 4pm-late, happy hour 5-7pm. Jukebox, pool and free internet. Free entry.

Wednesday 02
BENDIGO HOTEL -“ Open Mic night, includes international Parma and pot for $10. $11 jugs and $5 basic spirits. From 8:30pm, all welcome.
DT’S HOTEL -“ Acoustic music, wine and cheese. From 4pm.
HEAVEN’S DOOR -“ Lotus Night. New home for Lotus, Melbourne’s biggest Asian gay night! Shows, performers and tunes from DJ Atua.
LAIRD -“ Big Boys bingo. Dodgy prizes and drink giveaways from 8:30pm-late. Happy hours from 5pm & 8pm.
NEVERWHERE -“ Herstory. Women’s open-mic night -“ come show us what you’re all about.
PRISCILLA’S @ 153 -“ Swing Both Ways. Brand New Season with Katie Underwood & The Matt Dwyer Quartet. 2 shows 9:30pm.
SIRCUIT -“ Pool Comp from 8pm, Happy hour at 9:30pm. Competition entry fee $5,  – $200 starting kitty, plus $10 jugs all night.
TEMPLEBAR -“ Spag n’ Drag. Spaghetti dinner and a drag show from Slash Darling and special guests, all for only $12.
XCHANGE -“ 4pm-late, happy hour 5-7pm. Video jukebox, pool and free internet. Free entry.

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