Which well-known Melbourne showbag is currently touring the USA?

Vegas, LA, the works. Including a special night spent in the same hotel room that Janis Joplin died in. Goodness, I can think of happier ways to spend a holiday. But if you’re a grief ghoul it would probably rock your casket.

I think it’s a bit close to home, but hey, to each their own. Take another little piece of my heart now baby. Room service!

Battle of the talent quests. Two of this town’s best known are going head-to-head with talent shows, one being hosted at a Commercial Rd joint and the other elsewhere.

Keep your eye out for Destiny’s Drag Race and Wilma Fingerdoo’s So U think U Can Drag. Ladies, start your engines and watch the new talent fly. Winners and losers listed here next week.

The pap and the showgirl. Which scene snapper has taken up with a part-time showgirl and male dancer famed for his/her generously proportioned rear end?

Oh, this is a match made in heaven. One loves to be snapped, one loves to click that camera. Oh, I can just see endless photo shoots behind closed doors.

“Oh yes, snap me with your telescopic lense!”

I don’t think he’s ready for this jelly! Actually, he might need a wide angle for that J.Lo-style booty. She’s one corpulent lady.Aww, ain’t love grand?

Who says you never meet anyone nice in a club?Drama aplenty in Frankston at the weekend with Ladyfellas unfortunately being forced to close, halfway through the night no less.

The owners apparently came up to the “little drag oasis in bogan land” at about midnight and stripped out the tills and bar, forcing everyone to leave.

Needless to say, the show was over. Ms Crystal Meth was seen fleeing with an armful of costumes and two bottles of gin, headed towards McDona.

You go girl! A barely consolable Susanne Ridge was spotted boarding her Ridge mobile to make a hasty getaway.

Watch this space down peninsula way for the Ladyfellas’ likely return. How about 21st Century Dance Club Crystal?

Which leading Melbourne host has quite unexpectedly taken up smoking and is puffing away like there’s no tomorrow?

Darling, it’s so bad for your health, not to mention pocket. This is one habit you don’t need with your already totally addictive personality.

Call the quit line, stat!Until next time… remember, camp can mean a thousand things.
Rita x

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