Recently I shared with you a selection of “Shit Lesbians Tweet” — everything from cute stuff our cats do to pondering the sexuality of famous chicks.
But in the stalky world of social media Twitter is sooo last decade. Instagram is where the fun’s at — the addictive photo-sharing app Facebook recently nabbed for a billion bucks.
For those of you who’ve so far avoided this social-photography time sucker, here’s a taste of what the lezzy-hipsters are snapping:
Back of someone’s head at a Missy Higgins concert. Lesbian pretending to pash her gay boy bff in sepia tone. Baby butch holding a weird-looking cat too close to her face #nofilter.
Beads of condensation on a six-pack of Pure Blonde. Hand with chewed fingernails holding a half-drunk Pure Blonde. Soy flat white with a love-heart in the froth.
Drunk girl poking her pierced tongue out at a pub. Drunk girl poking her pierced tongue out at the footy. Group of drunk girls poking their pierced tongues out at a pub watching footy.
Blurry photo of chicks arm-wrestling. Girl with a full sleeve tattoo doing the “sign of horns” #metal. DIY stick’n’poke tattoo of a bike on a leg. Inspiring quote tattooed on a forearm.
Self-portrait of a girl with an asymmetrical haircut holding her iPhone up to a mirror. Self-portrait of a girl with an asymmetrical haircut holding her iPhone up to a mirror in black and white.
Soccer ball in focus, grass out of focus. Conveniently framed self-portrait revealing a flexed bicep #nofilter.
French bulldog pup wearing a knitted tartan scarf. Person of ambiguous gender wearing a red flannel shirt and black-rimmed glasses.
The Whole Lesbian Sex Book on a bedside table. Three derby femmes with matching cherry tatts on their cleavage.
Immaculately presented pumpkin quinoa salad #vegan. Close-up of a skateboard leaning up against a scuffed knee.
Cat’s eye in focus, cat’s head out of focus #art. Old pair of Converse #polaroid.
Awkward-looking butch in a frilly formal dress. Stencil graffiti of a naked Beth Ditto grasping her breast #gossip.
Girl in a bowler hat with a curly moustache drawn on. Self-portrait of a spunk looking off into the distance. Self-portrait of a spunk looking off into the distance taken from a slightly more flattering angle.
And of course — a lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber #biebian.
That’s Instagram for you ladies. Say cheese!