Head Honcho
Ok, you know what it’s like. You’ve been out all night, the trade was below average, but you are horny as hell. Your hand won’t suffice, your computer has died so the internet isn’t an option and you’ve got no cash to get to a sex on premises venue.
What do you do?
Why not invest in a Head Honcho for just such a moment. The jelly-like orifice might not be as good as the real thing, but it certainly adds a different dimension to your usual wank.
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