“As Conservative Party leader Cory Bernardi predicted in 2012, redefining marriage has seen… advocacy for the legalisation of bestiality.”
Now you know why they make so much bloody noise.
“We’re a diverse lot. Let’s try to embrace our differences and let people live, love, and f**k how they’d like to.”
“I don’t need to be Mr Everything – being the romantic ideal is a big load to carry – and I don’t need to own my partner either.”
The men signed legal papers establishing them as a family with inheritance rights.