THE old adage that “if you eat pineapple your spunk will taste less funky” is the basis of a new product that could be launched in Australia.

Earlier this week, the Star Observer received a press release from Shoot Fresh, which proclaims to be the first Australian maker of a semen flavour enhancement supplement, and uses the potent pineapple enzyme bromeliad which is said to improve the taste of men’s semen.

The company, who also claim that “not enough was being done to improve semen”, has started to make the product.

In the press release, chief executive Kristian Gaupset stated that the testing process for the product had “been quite enjoyable”.

The testing process was also said to be “very rigorous” and that it was only through this rigorous testing that the recipe for the Shoot Fresh product was not only effective but also economical.

The product is also said to be safe for vegetarians and good for DOMS  the delayed onset muscle soreness experiences by regular gym-goers.

Shoot Fresh is currently crowd sourcing to fundraise enough money to launch the product in early October.

We are not sure if this is a stitch-up or not, but the Star Observer toasts the creativeness of the product and the wording of the press release with a good old-fashioned glass of pineapple juice.

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