Comic’s Aussie marriage plea

Comic’s Aussie marriage plea

Emerging comic Daniel-Ryan Spaulding has added his voice to the chorus of people calling on the Gillard Government to bring marriage equality to Australia.

In a You tube video plea, Spaulding expresses his disappointment at the PM’s continued support of the Marriage Act which states marriage is between a man and a woman.

“Its my belief, deep down, Julia Gillard is a Fag Hag waiting to emerge. If she understood the joys of having a Gay Best Friend, it is highly doubtful she would take such an discriminatory & ignorant stance on same-sex marriage,” Spaulding says.

“Its up to us, as a Global Community to step up to the plate, and help Julia discover the joys of a Gay BFF!

“Those bigoted conservative, rich, money-hungry, conservative white men that are supporting your leadership – in the end they won’t stand by your side. They won’t take you shopping and give you make overs. They won’t help you move and take you to poetry slams like a trusted lesbian would. They won’t advise you to get bangs because you seriously need them.

“They won’t tell you you’re pretty and thin and listen to you bitch about your boyfriend for hours.

“Julia, sister friend, what you need is what all women need – a gay best friend for ever.

“And I think deep down in her hearts of hearts Julia Gillard is a fag hag, and now it is up to the gays of Australia and the gays of the world to help Julia awaken her inner fag hag.”

Take a look.

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