Get splattered in the bush

If you’ve ever dreamed about chasing army boys through the bush with big weapons, now’s your chance to make your fantasy a reality — come and join the flailing arms and girlish squeals for a day of all-gay paintball on June 25.

Throughout the day there will be a number of challenges set for individual or team play. For $150 per person, you’ll receive transport to and from Adventure Quest Paintball (the ‘Big Gay Bus’ will leave Central Station at 7.30am and stop off at the Oxford Hotel at 7.45, returning to both locations at approximately 4.30pm), entry to the park, paintballs and semi-automatic gun hire, a BBQ lunch and drinks.

There’ll be a full safety briefing in the morning, and a chance to swap war stories over a beer in the afternoon. Best of all, if you refer your friends, you can come for free. Email [email protected] to find out how. Tickets available through Moshtix.