The downsized GH held its first Classics show in the smaller front bar last Saturday, due to the showroom being gutted and looking like a war zone.

Give the girls credit — they pulled it off but the head honcho was nowhere to be seen. Perhaps the stage isn’t big enough for her (or her whopping ego).

The gorgeous Che is no longer at the GH in a quick and shocking departure. This was one boy who was a friendly face and an asset, I would have thought, but things are a-changin’ at the ’hound — quicker than anyone thinks. Not sure of the murky details, but I’m on the hunt.

The spectacular Spanky is getting physical and starting a new exercise class regime on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Love, that’s gotta be hell after a big night at the Peel.

I have no idea how she’s gonna keep up the pace needed to pull that off. Good luck with that one, girl. She looks great in legwarmers, which is lucky.

The wonderful Monte and her sister in crime Delilah took off on a road trip to Sydney for Mardi Gras. It’s a rite of passage amongst we fags, isn’t it?

You just can’t call yourself a queen till you have done the Sydney Gras.

And do it, they did. I am yet to hear all the gory bits. I am waiting for Ms Dee to emerge from a substance-induced coma so she can fill me in.

In the worst kept secret since Ricky Martin’s ‘coming out’, which Melbourne trans act made their debut on Australia’s Got Talent?

It was a veritable fruit shop of ripe delicious peaches dangled just out of reach for Dannii, Kyle and that leering bogan Brian McFadden’s amusement.

There were peaches and cherries and even a lychee (alas, no old bananas), the highlight being Ms Monte Dee’s gutter mouth being unleashed on an unsuspecting viewing public.

The people in editing who handle the ‘bleeps’ had their work cut out for them.

She’s now got a whole new audience to abuse! Stay tuned, folks — this is gonna be interesting! Round two — ding ding!

With Ms Millie Minogue in the line-up, of course it was a ‘yes’ from Dannii. Blood is, after all, thicker than eyeliner.

Until next time, remember, camp can mean a thousand things.

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