2011 and I’m in heaven

Oh wait, no I’m not. How could I forget. My precious little baby has become so popular that I’ve decided to take a break from the production shows and focus on running the night and continuing with my spots and hosting.

For those of you who missed Desperate Drag Queens, you missed seeing Your Westy Divas killing me off at the end of the show. Well sucked in to them! They’ve been caught and sent to prison, which leads us into our new show Prisoner Cell Block H(eaven) – debuting February 26.

For those who have not yet noticed, the production shows are a continual storyline. Drags Can Hear The Bells saw our beautiful brides divorcing their husbands and moving onto Wisteria Lane for Desperate Drag Queens.

The beautiful and now single ladies found themselves being robbed and, with murder as revenge, they are now in Prison, hence the new show.

How will this show end? What will the next show be? We know, but you will all have to wait and see. Can’t let the secrets out anymore – someone may copy us – oh wait they already have.

Anyways, enough of Heaven and all eyes back on me – cause I’m a supermodel!!! You know it’s true people – I am!!!

I have posed for nude portraits, made porn (yeah gorgeous, me! PORN!), been over exposed in the tabloids and now have been written about.

My former backing dancer/SSO photographer & Mr Gay Sydney, Kent Gryphon, has published his very first book, Twisted Harmony. It truly is a must read, especially for everyone in Western Sydney as you’ll be able to relate to many of the storylines. And in case you got confused, I appear as quite a strong character Betsy Beta-Bake. Available now at Darlinghurst Book Store.

Being the celebrity that I am, my year is filled with bookings already. January 15 is my first show for the year, and I’ll be heading down to the Gong with LayDee KinMee. We’ll be performing at GLBT Saturdays at Castro’s Nightclub, and have locked in our dates together for the year, being the third Saturday of every month. So head on down to Castro’s, Victoria St Wollongong. Free entry before 11pm.

Talking about free, I am! Any takers?

No seriously, Crystals at Canterbury will be on Friday, January 28 at the Canterbury Bowling Club. Starring Sandy Bottom and Friends. I may go in disguise so I don’t get swamped for autographs. LOL.

If you do want my autograph, come along to Kaleidoscope, February 5 at the Parramatta Golf Club. Shows by myself, Miss Crystal, Miss Willie and LayDee KinMee.

Milestones will be reached next month, with Column 40 due. Thank goodness to all the PA’s that I’ve gone through, couldn’t have done it without you. So eyes out in the first week of February for my next instalment which will include all the Mardis Gras goss.

So for now I leave you with my resolutions – what’s yours?

1. Stop having sex with bisexual/straight/trannie-chasing men.

2. Stand up for myself more and not allow people to walk over me.

3. Exercise more.

Until next time gorgeous!