Firstly a great big happy New Year to all Star Observer readers. I hope this year brings us all happiness, health and everything we want (gin and cha cha heels for me). I know that’s my goal anyway.
A big shout-out to all my soaked sisters north of the border. We are all thinking of you. I flooded the bathroom once after I passed out drunk so I know just how you feel. (Just joking!) Most venues are holding fundraisers for the flood victims and I urge you all to dig deep.
I hear on the vine the Lovely Sasha Lacroix has popped off for a bit of an ‘enhancement’. Rumours tell me the dancing glamazon is going to return a very ‘big’ girl. Double Ds please!
Lexi anne marie peaches geldof Gaga made quite the night of it at the Peel last week. One punter almost felt the wrath of the lovely one’s shoe which was brandished about with much malice after a bit of argy bargy at the bar.
Darling, I’ve told you — throwing shoes will get you nowhere!
I must mention an incredibly talented girlfriend by the name of Trevor Ashley who is about to open his one-woman show Liza on an E for two shows only on January 23 and 30. Details at www.lizaonline.com.au
Just too camp for words. “Oh, it’s Liza on an E not Liza on K ’cos Liza on K goes zzzzzz not whooo!” Can you imagine Ms Minnelli actually ‘on’ anything? In the heyday of Studio 54 it was de rigueur, I’m sure.
Don’t miss the fab Ms Ashley in her one-woman tour de force. Terrific!
Midsumma proved quite the hit last weekend with all and sundry braving the heat to party, picnic and puke in the great outdoors.
Which Monday night drag newbie (still wet behind the ears), who has made few friends recently by undercutting and performing for free in certain venues, has been caught out in a scathing attack on her more mature ‘sisters’ up the road?
Babe, the walls have ears. When you have been around long enough you will discover that. I will cut you some slack as you have been in drag approximately 12 months and are still in the ‘boy in a dress’ category, in my opinion. But do be careful what you say and who you say it to. This is a very small town.
And keep this in mind, sweetheart — if it weren’t for the older gals paving the way you wouldn’t be on stage anywhere.
Recently the whole town was rocked to its very foundations by the scandalous leak of naked pix of St Kilda footy players.
It seems one young lady is allegedly very handy at lifting pictures from someone’s laptop. Honey, why did you bother? I’ve seen bigger snags in butcher shop windows. Talk about disappointing.
Until next time. Remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but plagiarism the lowest.
Mwah, Rita x
