I have wondered how the hell Warney got Liz Hurley close enough to charm her with his — hmm, I don’t want to think how, on second thoughts. Should we be thinking that only hot people can be with hot people? Of course, it’s a nice view.
I’ll be shocking for the second time in as many paragraphs by admitting I actually imagine the hotties all tangled up together.
Warne’s pruney puckered-up lips on the front page of the paper a week ago, with Hurley’s plump pout poised over his offering, made me scream. The mini men looked up and returned quickly to their playing without investigation — they are used to my outbursts.
Hurley landed in Melbourne the other day and is canoodling with Shane three houses down from where I used to live in Brighton. After the initial shock that would split your dress so you would need oversized safety pins to put it back together, I was okay with the union, satisfied, in fact.
Hot with hot, hot with not, not with not. It’s all about balance. We all sit in either ‘hot’ or ‘not’ camp and most of us are discerning enough to know that one balances the other. Hot has the looks, Not has the charisma. Stereotypically speaking.Balance, is what humans desire most. Dark with light, good with evil, ice cream with Milo. You get my point. When we put on clothes, the natural balance — unless you live in an alley in Newtown — is dark and light combinations.
When we eat a steak, we always want chips. I’m being quite scientific.
It’s like Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. I used to walk past Keith when he was busking on the streets in Tamworth when I was a teenager. Who thought back then he would trump Cruise?
One more couple — Hugh Jackman and his lovely wife Deborah. Enough said.
As with Jennifer Hawkins and her new fiancé, Jake. Matthew Mitcham and Lachlan. Now, that’s too much hot. Dannii and what’s-his-face. Spontaneous combustion is a daily threat for these couples.
I think we should distract the girls and kidnap their men for our camp. I wouldn’t want them to hurt themselves.
