Lady Gaga has a lot to answer for. The latest emerging pop star to follow in Mother Monster’s footsteps is New Zealand’s openly gay and completely outrageous Pattyboy.
Over the past year he has steadily built a following through social networking sites like YouTube and Tumblr, despite releasing what are generally considered to be some of the worst songs in recorded history (Yes, we’re including Rebecca Black’s effort in that assessment!).
Take his less than amazing breakthrough hit Disco Erection.
The highly dubious club banger finds Pattyboy doing aerobics on the floor of a nightclub – in what appear to be his mother’s old lyrca gym shorts – while cooing classy lyrics like “drink it up, bend and suck, get fucked”.
Doesn’t it make you proud to be gay?
Well, check out the Kiwi sensation’s gay pride anthem Wear Your Colours.
It has an uplifting message and is a radical improvement on Disco Erection, but Pattyboy’s vocals and Lady-Gaga-by-way-of-Supré ensemble ensure this will be another entry on the worst songs of all time countdown.
If your ears can take it, the ambitious diva has just finished a new track called Buzzy.
Work your way through his entire catalogue of “hits” below.
Via Pop Trash Addicts.