The team behind Facebook page Have A Gay Day have posted this letter written by a lesbian addressing her “Observant” neighbour who quite rightly so pointed out that she was indeed a lesbian.

The letter, which addresses some of the more obvious stereotypical characteristics of a lesbian and possibly herself as the reason for the whispered statement, ends with a response that can ensure that the addressed person, assumably male, will never whisper the word lesbian ever again.

Here’s the wording of the letter:

Dear whoever just walked by the laundry room and whispered, ‘she’s a lesbian.’ What gave it away? My lack of bra, my no make-up, my black truck, my boots?OR was it the painful fact that I bring more girls home than you?

Sincerely,

Your lesbian neighbour.

P.S. Very observant.

 

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