YAWN ….. oh, what a punishment it was to watch this DVD. I don’t think my downstairs region even moved.

Yes, guys where having sex — and most of them where very attractive — but when a guy is on his back looking bored with a facial expression that says, ‘Yeah, I have a dick in me, what of it?’, you know you’re in trouble.

That’s multiplied by the fact the top has an expression on his face that’s just as dull.

A nice variation come by way of the story line — sure, it was a tad lame, but at least some effort was made to give the film some pretence.

Porn tends to earn points from me if it has the most ridiculous story lines. In fact for this porn, its the only thing that kept me interested.

But as for porn in general, the story line is often the best part – it is like the thrill of the chase! Man meets man, looks are exchanged, lust is communicated, clothes come off and the fuckingbegins!

That process is sometimes more entertaining than the explosive money shot at the end of a scene.

I’ll cry if those amazing writers ever call a strike!

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