Uhh Jesus -“ I just want to cry. When is this going to stop? This is the drill: the liner notes to Nude Dimensions promise the ultimate collection of sexy, seductive and innovative dance music. Yeah, well don’t be fooled. What we’ve got here is another, yes, another, fucking chill-out album. Dear Naked Music crew, even coffee shops are over playing this sort of banal jazz-infused-Latin-beats-low-key-and-beige-tinted shite. Do you hear that, guys? Over it. The name often applied to a really chilled-out person is a corpse. And goddamn it, a corpse is what you’ve given us here.